Tag: humor
group name: parables
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November 29, 2006 10:52 AM EST --
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox . . . more
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July 20, 2007 07:51 AM EDT --
If I had the energy, I’d write about my daughter Kate who’s giving her parents their first grandchild. She lives in sunny California and texts me nearly every day. . . . more
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August 31, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
Clearing the Writing Palate
Last night my wife and I had a long walk on a secluded beach in Maine. It was about
6 PM, 75 degrees, clear, . . . more
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August 10, 2007 08:54 AM EDT --
Are you left brained or right brained? Do you really care? Does it affect how you write? Are you one of those who can never really get the two terms straight, and usually drop . . . more
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August 17, 2007 09:17 AM EDT --
My senior year at Mercer Island High School was spent cavorting with the intelligentsia of seventeen and eighteen year-old wannabe's in what . . . more
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December 04, 2006 10:34 AM EST --
Choose your partners, one and all,
Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol!
Now fling those covers with all you've got,
One minute cold, the next minute hot,
Circle right to the side of the bed,
Grab the tissues . . . more
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December 04, 2006 10:30 AM EST --
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:27 PM EST --
"There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to
be strolling by the stable. As he explained to Joseph, angels are
widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable . . . more
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August 27, 2007 10:39 AM EDT --
POETRY CENTRAL Volume 3, Number 4 ~Viral "Poetry Particles" Found in English Major~
Poetry is viral. It . . . more
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November 30, 2007 09:58 AM EST --
The f row zy d row sy Princess
couldn't even lift an eyeb row
to wonder at the fearsome row outside her b row nstone door.
It was too early even for spar . . . more
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December 18, 2006 12:55 AM EST --
I found these in my email and just had to share!!!
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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January 21, 2007 03:25 PM EST --
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy . . . more
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February 28, 2007 08:07 AM EST --
Okay you caught me....I'm in the process of moving and maybe this game will help me remember if I forgot anything *grin*
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January 02, 2007 07:17 PM EST --
I received this in my email and just had to share with all of you!
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards” over the . . . more
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January 23, 2007 10:19 AM EST --
This is an email forward joke I received and just couldn't stop laughing!!
The Curtain Rod
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . . more
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March 14, 2008 08:26 AM EDT --
The day before yesterday, Buddy and I changed out the new turf tires I bought for it last year, on the back of the deathtrap, and tried to finish getting it ready for new brakes, and a few other minor . . . more
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April 03, 2008 09:25 AM EDT --
I'm not sure what to make of this, but about four this morning, I awoke to barkage, not loud, but constant. The Budster had, as he is often wont to do, curled up with his back to my head, and was having . . . more
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April 14, 2008 09:27 AM EDT --
I'm afraid I have an unhappy pup dog, and the reason is that I have chosen to share our living space with a new entity. Buddy is not amused. Buddy is downright livid, actually. I did not receive the . . . more
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April 17, 2008 10:32 AM EDT --
I got up to go to the bathroom a little while ago, and found my spot on the bed commandeered, yet again, by my little furry pillow when I came back. I get so tired of this crap. If I get up to get a drink . . . more
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April 23, 2008 08:03 AM EDT --
At 4:47 AM we had a major Budster intruder alert. At 4:49 AM, after checking out the house, I returned to the bedroom to find the Budster, curled up in my warm spot, in furry pillow mode, already fast . . . more
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