Tag: funny
group name: parables
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February 27, 2008 10:16 PM EST --
We moved out to my mothers family homestead 5 years ago. Until that time we'd lived on a standard city residential lot, 50' x 180'. About 6 years ago I got word about my cousin's . . . more
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November 29, 2006 10:52 AM EST --
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox . . . more
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September 18, 2007 07:26 PM EDT --
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
Pregnancy Q &A &more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? . . . more
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December 04, 2006 10:30 AM EST --
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down . . . more
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December 18, 2006 12:55 AM EST --
I found these in my email and just had to share!!!
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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January 21, 2007 03:25 PM EST --
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy . . . more
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February 28, 2007 08:07 AM EST --
Okay you caught me....I'm in the process of moving and maybe this game will help me remember if I forgot anything *grin*
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January 02, 2007 07:17 PM EST --
I received this in my email and just had to share with all of you!
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards” over the . . . more
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January 23, 2007 10:19 AM EST --
This is an email forward joke I received and just couldn't stop laughing!!
The Curtain Rod
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . . more
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March 14, 2008 08:26 AM EDT --
The day before yesterday, Buddy and I changed out the new turf tires I bought for it last year, on the back of the deathtrap, and tried to finish getting it ready for new brakes, and a few other minor . . . more
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April 03, 2008 09:25 AM EDT --
I'm not sure what to make of this, but about four this morning, I awoke to barkage, not loud, but constant. The Budster had, as he is often wont to do, curled up with his back to my head, and was having . . . more
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April 14, 2008 09:27 AM EDT --
I'm afraid I have an unhappy pup dog, and the reason is that I have chosen to share our living space with a new entity. Buddy is not amused. Buddy is downright livid, actually. I did not receive the . . . more
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April 17, 2008 10:32 AM EDT --
I got up to go to the bathroom a little while ago, and found my spot on the bed commandeered, yet again, by my little furry pillow when I came back. I get so tired of this crap. If I get up to get a drink . . . more
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April 23, 2008 08:03 AM EDT --
At 4:47 AM we had a major Budster intruder alert. At 4:49 AM, after checking out the house, I returned to the bedroom to find the Budster, curled up in my warm spot, in furry pillow mode, already fast . . . more
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April 30, 2008 07:22 AM EDT --
We got very little done yesterday, other than more cleaning out of the garage, but whoo hoo!, I found the (stoopid) bench grinder, but not till too late in the day to do anything with it. Anyway, the death . . . more
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May 02, 2008 10:05 AM EDT --
I love it that I don't have to type that title every time. All I have to do, at this point, is type in the L, and scroll down to last years title and change the 07 to an 08. Lazy is as lazy does. I . . . more
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May 06, 2008 07:55 AM EDT --
It seems that Cinco De Mayo is always a tough day for ol' dad, and this one was no different. I won't go into all the many reasons I believe it to be an unlucky day for me, but over my fifty-four . . . more
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May 24, 2008 07:07 AM EDT --
3:30AM
Ah, today we need not get on any equipage, due to weather, it looks like. We're sitting here in some rather severe stuff, about three-thirty AM, after waking on the couch with . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:35 PM EDT --
I got this in an e mail and thought it was just too cute.
Watch! He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store......and then he runnnnnnns ........OUT!
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of . . . more
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January 14, 2008 11:07 AM EST --
Well, it's official, folks. I have just handed over my leetle friend to evil. He knows it, too. Tried to take the guy that I handed him over to's hanie off. Grrrr! This afternoon, around four-thirty . . . more
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